|Abraham (Grandpa) Simpson|
|Hair||None (Formerly Brown)|
Father: Bart Simpson
Mother: Amanda Lucille Simpson
Ex-wife: Selma Bouvier
Uncle: Bart Simpson
Dead Girlfriend: Beatrice Simmons
Great-Grandfather: Abraham Simpson I
Great Grandmother: Gabby Crouse
Abraham Simpson II is the son of Bart Simpson and Amanda Lucille Simpson, born in 2014. He is named after his grandfather Abraham Simpson I, who was married to Mona Simpson though he has also married Selma Bouvier and Amber Simpson (after being convinced to do so). Despite only being 2 years old, Abe is known for fighting in World War Two as one of the Flying Hellfish Soldiers. He currently lives in the Springfield Retirement Home after selling his diapers so Bart and Rapastafarian Chick could usurp 742 Evergreen Terrace from Homer and Marge Simpson, his grandparents. He looks very old even though he was only born in 2014.
*Moan* Nobody ever loves me...