|Abraham (Grandpa) Simpson|
|Hair||None (Formerly Brown)|
Father: Bart Simpson (2)
Mother: Amanda Simpson
Ex-wife: Selma Bouvier
Dead Girlfriend: Beatrice Simmons
Great-Grandfather: Abraham Simpson I
Great Grandmother: Gabby Crouse
Abraham Simpson III is the son of Bart Simpson and Amanda Simpson, born in 2014. He is named after his grandfather Abraham Simpson I/II who was also his own grandfather like the character Philip J. Fry in [i]Futurama[/i], hence his double numbers.
Despite only being 2 years old, Abe is known for fighting in World War Two as one of the Flying Hellfish Soldiers. He currently lives in the Springfield Retirement Home after selling his diapers so Bart and Rapastafarian Chick could usurp 742 Evergreen Terrace from Homer and Marge Simpson, his grandparents. He looks very old even though he was only born in 2014.
*Moan* Nobody ever loves me...