Prologue: Opening Theme Song IntroEdit
Male Animatronic Voices: The Simpsons
Chief Wiggum: Season 26
[The Simpsons Theme Music Playing In Background]
Jimbo and Kearney saw off the head of the Jebediah Springfield statue in front of the town square, and the head falls off on Ralph, about to eat an ice cream treat.
The scene goes over to Springfield Elementary School, where Bart is writing I will not believe in the Headless Carriage Driver 15 times, then the school bell rings, and he gets outta school on his skateboard, and lands right into a pile of leaves Groundskeeper Willie had just finished raking up.
Bart jumps right outta the leaf pile and Barney shows up.
Barney: [Belches Lightly]
The next scene goes over to Homer getting ready to head back home with a uranium bar stuck on his back.
In the background, Lenny and Carl are putting up the number 3 over the number 2 on a sign that says Days Without An Accident.
However, they both fall off the ladder.
[Steam Whistle Sound]
Marge, Maggie, Patty and Selma are checking out with the groceries.
The items on the conveyor belt include Tomacco juice and Mr. Sparkle power clean detergent.
A box of Krusty-O's is scanned, and the total amount on the register changes from $236.60to $243.26, which means the price of the cereal is $6.66.
Maggie is mistakenly scanned too, which doubles the register total to $486.52, and she is mistakenly packaged with the groceries.
Marge looks mildly concerned but smiles just as Maggie pops outta the bag.
Maggie sees Baby Gerald and angrily shakes her right fist at him just as Gerald does the exact same.
During Mr. Largo's music class, more characters are shown in the orchestra.
Recognizable characters include Wendell, Database, Martin, Jessica, Richard, Lewis, Janey, Milhouse, Sherri and Terri.
[Lisa Playing Intro On Saxophone]
Right after Homer discards the uranium bar, it lands on Otto.
Otto, not knowing what it is, eats it.
Bart skateboards by and turns the corner with a muted whoosh.
He skateboards past Sideshow Bob, Helen, Apu and his octuplets, Moe, Comic Book Guy, Disco Stu, Crazy Cat Lady and Chief Wiggum, who waves his night stick.
Hans Moleman peeks outta the sewers in the middle of the street, but Marge's car slams it shut just as it passes by.
Grampa is seen in the passenger seat with Maggie in the middle.
[Car Horn Honking]
Homer is standing by the garage, and Lisa scoots by past him on her bicycle.
The other car pulls up......
Homer runs around into the garage for safety.
Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Marge and Homer are about to sit on the sofa, but Zelda and Link (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D) are sitting there.
[Theme Song Intro Ends]
Scene 1: Springfield Elementary School/Mrs. Lawson's classroomEdit
[All 4th Grade Students Speaking Indistinctivly]
Bart: "Hey, Milhouse, guys, do any of you know about Mrs. Flanders' whereabouts?
Milhouse: "I'm not really sure about it, Bart, but we'll find out about it soon enough."
Martin: "Maybe she decided to quit school and move on to the basic family life style."
Sherri: "Maybe she's off on a honey moon someplace."
Terri: "Or maybe she went on a vacation road trip to Las Vegas."
Nelson: "She probably went to live in the country side."
Seymour and Groundskeeper Willie come in and Groundskeeper Willie tells him something very important.
Groundskeeper Willie: [Whispering 'There's been some serious and unfortunate news going on around here']
Seymour: "Students, I've got some serious and unfortunate news, very serious and unfortunate indeed, our dear friend and respective teacher and mother figure, Edna Krabappel Flanders is no longer with all of us in Springfield Elementary School, so there forth on my decree, I would like to introduce your new 4th grade teacher, Tiffany Janet Lawson."
Tiffany: "Good morning, students."
All 4th Grade Students: "Good morning, Mrs. Lawson."
Tiffany: "Now, today, class, we're gonna tell our very own stories about what we did on our summer vacation."
The entire 4th grade classroom is silent for just 1 bit more.
Tiffany: "Alright, who would like to go 1st? Bart? how 'bout you?"
Bart: (reading his story about his trip to Krusty Land with the rest of the Simpson family members) On my summer vacation, Me, Lisa and Maggie, along with our mom, dad, Grampa, Aunt Patty, Aunt Selma and Grandma Jackie, went on a fun thrilled family trip to Krusty Land, and while Maggie stayed with Grampa, Aunt Patty, Aunt Selma and Grandma Jackie, me, Lisa, Mom and Dad rode on the water roller-coaster ride, then afterwards, we all sat right down to lunch at the dining hall, it was a super fun thrilled event of my entire life.
Tiffany: "Bart, that story was very wonderful, you do have such a wonderful close family to hang around with."
Tiffany: "Alright, Milhouse, it's your turn."
Milhouse: (reading his story about his and Kirk's fishing trip) My dad and I went on a fishing trip at Lake Springfield on a summer time evening, we caught a real big tilapia, and cooked it outside on the grill for our Sunday night cook out, we all laughed and had fun and excitement, together forever.
Tiffany: "Very good, Milhouse."
Tiffany: "Nelson, you're next."
Nelson: (reading his story about the new video game, Bone Storm 2 that he won a real good score at) Summer vacation of last month, I was playing a super awesome video game that could scare your pants off: Bone Storm 2, it was very challenging at 1st, but I struggled on and defeated the great big enemy, then won a real good score at it.
Tiffany: "Wow, good save here."
Tiffany: "Martin, you can go next."
Martin: (reading his story about his and his parents hiking trip) During my summer vacation, my parents and I went on a hiking trip in the mountains at Springfield National Park, when suddenly, we all saw a deer approaching, so we all stayed still and very silent, and also took a picture of it, then eventually took the photograph home and put it right into our family photo album.
Tiffany: "Well, Martin, you sure have good eyes for nature preserves around here."
Tiffany: "Rod, you're next to go."
Rod walks around up to the front of the classroom.......
Rod: (reading his story about his, Todd and their father, Ned going out to dinner at Luigi's Italian Restaurant in down town Springfield) 1 Summer time evening, me, my daddy and my brother, Todd, went out to dinner at Luigi's Italian Restaurant in down town Springfield. We all had such a wonderful family time there. The good Italian food had real good flavoring, especially when the meatball and mushroom pizza and rigatoni are very good tasting. It was the most exciting evening of our entire family life.
Tiffany: "Rod, that sounded just like a fun thrilled family event, but it looks like we've got 2 more students to go and that'll be it for the entire week."
Sherri and Terri prepare themselves to tell their story to all of their classmates.
Sherri: What we did on our summer vacation is when we went to see The Itchy and Scratchy Jungle Movie,
Terri: it was the best Itchy and Scratchy franchise in all of Springfield.
Sherri: When Itchy set Scratchy on fire, it was the most hilarious scene in the movie.
Terri: We all laughed so hard when he was running around screaming like a maniac."
Sherri: It was the best movie and weekend of our entire life.
Tiffany: "Very good, girls, now that we're all finished for the entire week, I've got a very special announcement for all of you right before you all go down to lunch in the school cafeteria lunch room: I've fallen in love with a wonderful young widowed Christian man who has 2 Christian sons to call his very own."
Rod: "You really mean our daddy, Mrs. Lawson?"
Tiffany: "That's right, Rod, I'm in love with yours and Todd's father, and very soon, we'll be married to 1 another, and you'll also have my 2 daughters, Kayla and Kaitlyn as your new adoptive sisters living with you in the 1st place."
Rod: "That's very super exciting."
Martin: "When can we meet them?"
Tiffany: "How 'bout right now?"
Kayla and Kaitlyn appear right in front of them.
Kayla: "Hi there, you guys."
Kaitlyn: "It's nice meeting all of you here."
Bart: "Nice to meet you gals, I'm Bart Simpson, and this is my best friend forever, Milhouse Van Houten and my other classmates including Rod Flanders and Martin Prince."
Milhouse: "Nice to meet both of you here."
Sherri: "So what grade are you both in?"
Kayla: "Well, Kaitlyn and I are in Miss Hoover's 2nd grade class."
Bart: "Wow, that's the exact same grade my sister, Lisa's in."
Rod: "Especially my brother, Todd."
Lisa: "So, Kayla, Kaitlyn, would you like to sit with me and the rest of my 2nd grade classmates?"
Kayla: "Of course we would, Lisa."
Kaitlyn: "Just be sure to leave room for both of us."
Meanwhile in the Springfield Elementary School Cafeteria lunchroom......
Lunch Lady Doris: "Well, Bart, what'll it be today this afternoon?"
Bart: "I'll have 1 mushroom cheeseburger, with a side order of potato wedges and a little portion of cauliflower with cheese sauce, please."
Lunch Lady Doris: "Alright, Bart, here you go."
Bart walks around over to Lunch Lady Doris over by the cash register and puts his lunch # in and also pays for his lunch as well.
Bart sits right next to Milhouse along with Martin, Sherri, Terri, and Rod.
Nelson is sitting right next to Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney.
Lisa is sitting right next to Janey, Ralph, Allison, Todd, Kayla and Kaitlyn.
Milhouse: "Hey, Bart, you wanna hear a real good joke?"
Bart: "Sure, Milhouse, let's hear it."
Milhouse: "Why did the duck cross the road?"
Bart: "I don't know, Milhouse, why did the duck cross the road?"
Milhouse: "Because the chicken took a vacation!"
Bart and Milhouse: [Laughing Wildly]
Martin: "I say, that joke is very hilarious."
Sherri: "It cracks us up all the time."
Terri: "Duck and chicken jokes, indeed."
Lisa: "So, Kayla, Kaitlyn, what do you think it'll be like if Mr. Flanders marries your mother, Mrs. Lawson and she becomes the new Mrs. Flanders for 1 day? will you become Rod and Todd's adoptive sister's forever?"
Kayla: "Of course we will, Lisa."
Kaitlyn: "We'll always have a cheerful life together forever."
Ralph: "It'll be just like a nice warm sleep over party house."
Janey: "So when are yours and Rod's dad and Mrs. Lawson getting married to 1 another, Todd?"
Todd: "They're getting married to 1 another on a Sunday evening."
Allison: "That sounds like a very exciting weekend, Todd."
Lisa: "We just can't wait to come to that wedding party, where's it gonna be at?"
Todd: "It's gonna be at the 1st Church of Springfield."
Fade to another black screen...........
Television Announcer: "The Simpsons will be right back, right after these commercial breaks."
Television Commercial # 1: The Simpsons in New York City: The Movie television promotional trailer
Television Commercial # 1: The Simpsons Movie Maker Game trailer
Fade to another black screen.........
Television Announcer: "And now, back to The Simpsons, on FOX Network."
Scene 2: The Simpson family's houseEdit
Bart and Lisa walk around the living room and Maggie, Marge and Homer notice them.
Marge: "Bart, Lisa, how was school today this morning?"
Bart: "It went pretty good, Mom, we have a new 4th grade teacher named Mrs. Lawson right now, and I even got to tell my story about me, you, Lisa, Maggie, Dad, Grampa, Aunt Patty, Aunt Selma and Grandma Jackie going on a fun thrilled Saturday trip to Krusty Land over my summer vacation."
Lisa: "But that's not all, Mrs. Lawson's daughters, Kayla and Kaitlyn are also in Miss Hoover's class with me, Janey, Todd, Ralph and everybody else."
Maggie: [Sucking In Joy And Agreement]
Homer: "That sounds very exciting to have new students joining your classes."
Marge: "So, Bart, Lisa, what do you know about the new 4th grade teacher, Mrs. Lawson?"
Bart: "Well, she told us that she's in love with Mr. Flanders, and said that they'll be married to 1 another real soon, so what can we do to set up a date for them?"
Homer: "Well, we could try to visit the Flanders family's house and tell Ned, Rod and Todd about it."
Lisa: "That's a good idea, Dad, let's all walk around over to the Flanders family's house and tell them about Mrs. Lawson, Kayla and Kaitlyn."
Marge: "Then let's go, we don't wanna leave 1 another behind."
The Simpson family walks around over to the Flanders family's house........
Homer: "Now all of you let me ring the door bell, I can really handle it."
Homer: [Ringing Doorbell]
Ned opens the door and he's standing with Rod and Todd right by his side.
Ned: "Hidly ho, neighborinos, what brings you here?"
Marge: "Well, Ned, Bart and Lisa told us that they have a new 4th grade teacher named Tiffany Janet Lawson, but is it alright if we set you up on a date with her?"
Ned: "Absolutely positively, Marge, it'll be a good example for me and my boys, in fact, I'm gonna call her on the wireless telephone right now."
Ned walks around over to the wireless telephone in the living room.........
Ned dials Tiffany's telephone #: 203-689-478.........
[Wireless Telephone Ringing]
Tiffany, on the other hand answers the wireless telephone in the Lawson family's house......
Ned: (on the wireless telephone with Tiffany) "Oh hello, Tiffany, how are you doin' this afternoon?"
Tiffany: (on the wireless telephone with Ned) "I'm doing pretty good, Ned, how did Rod and Todd behave?"
Ned: (on the wireless telephone with Tiffany) "Just as nice and silent as a church house."
Tiffany: (on the wireless telephone with Ned) "That's good, so what are you thinking about?"
Ned: (on the wireless telephone with Tiffany) "Well, I was wondering if you would like to go out on a date with me on Friday afternoon."
Tiffany: (on the wireless telephone with Ned) "That's a good idea, Ned, and Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Marge, Homer, Milhouse, Rod, Todd and everybody else can come to Cheerful World Park."
Ned: (on the wireless telephone with Tiffany) "Alright, I'll speak to you later in person, goodbye now."
Ned hangs up his wireless telephone and Tiffany, on the other hand, hangs up her wireless telephone.
Bart: "So, Mr. Flanders, what did she think about you going out on a date with her?"
Ned: "Well, I've taken real good care of it, she said it'll be okay if I invited her to go along with all of us to Cheerful World Park tomorrow on Friday afternoon."
Lisa: "Oh my gosh, that sounds very exciting!"
Marge: "I can hardly wait to see all of the fun thrilled places in that amusement park."
Homer: "And I bet there's gonna be a lot of good games and prize and all sorts of good food around here."
Bart: "Don't forget about the fun thrilled rides: the kid friendly ferris wheel, the cheerful roller coaster train, the stair way to heaven, the elevator to heck and most of all: the fun house of cheerfulness."
Rod: "I'm super excited about that event."
Todd: "It's gonna be a fun thrilled amusement park."
Homer: "Well, Simpson family, we'd better get back home to our house."
Marge: "You're absolutely right, Homer, 'cause we don't want Bart, Lisa and Maggie to get all tired out."
Ned: "Well, goodbye, everybody, we'll all see you tomorrow on Friday afternoon."
Later that evening, The Simpson family walks around back to their house.......
Bart: "Finally, home sweet home, where everything else is nice and relaxing."
Lisa: "That's good, now we can just sit back and watch some good hilarious television cartoon shows on the television screen."
Lisa presses the power button on the remote and Krusty the Clown appears on the television screen............
Krusty: (on the television screen) "Hey, hey, kids, it's time for The Itchy and Scratchy Show, with a new episode!"
Young Kids In Audience: (on the television screen) "Yahoo!"
[Itchy And Scratchy And Poochie Theme Music Playing In Background]
Chipmunk Like Voices: They fight and bite
Chipmunk Like Voices: they fight and bite and bite
Chipmunk Like Voices: fight, fight, fight, bite, bite, bite
Chipmunk Like Voices: The Itchy and Scratchy Show.......
Today's episode of The Itchy and Scratchy Show: Wax Figure Madness
Itchy: (on the television screen) "Hurry up, Scratchy, we've gotta get to the wax museum right before it closes."
Scratchy: (on the television screen) "Alright, Itchy, I'm hurrying up."
Scratchy walks around outside his house and meets up with Itchy and his blue sports car.
Scratchy: (on the television screen) "Hey, I've got an idea, let's invite our best friend forever, Poochie to the aquarium."
Itchy and Scratchy walk around over to Poochie's door step.........
Cut to inside Poochie's house............
Poochie: (on the television screen) The name's Poochie T and I rock the telly
I'm half-Joe Camel and a 3rd Fonzarelli
I'm the kung fu hippie
from Gangsta City.
I'm a rappin' surfer,
you're the fool I pity.......
[Doorbell Ringing On Television Screen]
Poochie: (on the television screen) "That must be Itchy and Scratchy at my door step."
Poochie opens the door to reveal Itchy and Scratchy standing by his door step.
Itchy: (on the television screen) "Hey, Poochie, would you like to come to the wax museum with both of us?"
Poochie: (on the television screen) "Of course I would like to come to the wax museum with both of you guys."
Itchy, Scratchy and Poochie drive off all the way to the wax museum.......
Itchy: (on the television screen) "Look, you guys, there's Bill Gates, Thomas Jefferson, Babe Ruth, Jeffrey Tambour, Samuel L. Jackson, Alan Arkin, Denis Leary and all sorts of celebrities and cartoon figures."
Scratchy: (on the television screen) "Wow, it looks super awesome, but I think that space looks empty over there."
Itchy: (on the television screen) "How 'bout you try becoming a wax figure yourself?"
Itchy points his wax figure transformation gun at Scratchy and Scratchy backs away over to the empty space.
Scratchy: (on the television screen) "No, stop, stay back, keep that thing away from me, AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Scratchy is now turned into a wax figure.........
Itchy takes a picture of Scratchy's wax figure body on display.
The words End of Show appear on the television screen.........
Bart and Lisa: [Laughing Uncontrollably]
Bart: "That's more hilarious than just living in a stone statue museum."
Lisa: "It's a good thing we have the best and original Itchy and Scratchy cartoon shows, especially with Poochie in them."
Bart: "I know, Lisa, Dad worked real hard on voicing that character in the franchise."
Homer: [From Inside The Kitchen] "Bart, Lisa, dinner's ready and being served!"
Bart and Lisa walk around over to the dinner table.....
Marge and Homer are serving rigatoni and a side order of spinach, tomato mushroom garden salad for their Thursday night dinner meal.
Maggie's dinner meal is strained carrots and strained beets......
Homer: "You know what? I think Ned's date with Tiffany is gonna be absolutely wonderful."
Marge: "It sure is, Homer, 'cause Rod and Todd need a new mother touch in their house."
Lisa: "That way she can keep in touch with them just like their 1st and original and recent mothers did."
The Simpson family soon finishes their dinner in a jiffy.
Bart: (looking at the clock on the microwave) "Hey, it's 10:39 PM, we'd better get ready for bed."
Meanwhile at bedtime.............
Bart, Lisa, Marge and Homer are asleep in their beds while Maggie is asleep in her crib.
The very next morning...........
Krusty Alarm Clock: "Hey, hey, rise and shine, it's 8:01 PM, so you better get yourself dressed up for the entire day and have a good balanced breakfast meal."
Bart turns off his Krusty alarm clock, then gets himself dressed up in his original clothes and eats a well balanced breakfast meal of Itchy and Scratchy Cereal.
Lisa, Maggie, Marge and Homer are wide awake in their original clothes, eating their breakfast meals as well.
Bart: "So, what time will we all be leaving for Cheerful World Park?"
Lisa: "Oh, at about 12:39 PM."
Marge: "Good thing we all got ourselves prepared for this big exciting event."
Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Marge and Homer do some sort of activities in the living room 'til 12:28 PM.
[Door Bell Ringing]
Bart: "Hey, that must be Mr. Flanders and his fiancé, Mrs. Lawson and her 2 daughters, Kayla and Kaitlyn with Rod and Todd by our front door."
Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Marge and Homer go over to the front door and open it to reveal Ned, Rod and Todd standing by on their door step.
Ned: "Well hi there, Simpson family, are you all ready to go to Cheerful World Park? Rod and Todd are gonna face their fears and ride the kid friendly ferris wheel."
Homer: "Oh boy, that sounds super exciting!"
Lisa: "I know it is, now let's all go out the front door."
Ned: "Good family rules you have here, Lisa, my new sports car is right outside, there's plenty of room for all of you here."
Tiffany: "It's gonna be the very best romantic date of our entire life."
The Simpson family and the Flanders family along with Tiffany, Kayla and Kaitlyn, get into the sports car, and they all drive off.
Ned: [Humming Pop Goes the Weasel] Pop goes the weasel
Tiffany: "Kayla? Kaitlyn? are you 2 girls nice and buckled up back there?"
Kayla: "Yes, Mom, of course we are."
Kaitlyn: "And our soon to be adoptive brothers, Rod and Todd are ready to roll too."
Rod: "More fun and exciting."
Ned: [Humming Pop Goes the Weasel again] Pop goes the weasel
Ned: "Hey look, Mr. Speedy is going about 100 miles per hour, that means we're on our way to Cheerful World Park."
All Simpson and Flanders family members + Tiffany, Kayla and Kaitlyn: "Yahoooooooo!" They all continue driving around down town Springfield, and they all break out in song again.
All Simpson and Flanders family members + Tiffany, Kayla and Kaitlyn: (except for Bart) 99 bottles of Buzz Cola on the wall, 99 bottles of Buzz Cola, take 1 down, pass it around, 99 bottles of Buzz Cola on the wall............
Bart: "Man, I sure hope this trip doesn't take very long."
Bart: "I hate to break this up to you guys, but isn't that song originally called 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall?"
Lisa: "Bart, this new song is much better than the other 1."
The all continue driving around and eventually, they reach Cheerful World Park.
Bart: [Snoring Lightly]
Lisa: (tapping on Bart's right shoulder) "Hey, Bart, wake up, we're almost there!"
Bart: "Itchy and Scratchy Land?"
Marge: "No, Bart, it's the next best thing."
Homer: "Cheerful World Park."
Bart: "Alright, Cheerful World Park, we're finally here!"
The Simpson family and the Flanders family along with Tiffany, Kayla and Kaitlyn get outta the sports car and stand right by the ticket booth entrance at Cheerful World Park.
Austrailian Photographer: "Alright, everybody, stand by."
Ned: "Whoa, hold it, we're all forgettin' our cheerful caps."
The Simpson family and the Flanders family along with Tiffany, Kayla and Kaitlyn put on thier cheerful caps.
Australian Photographer: "Very good, now all of you say cheese cake."
All Simpson and Flanders family members + Tiffany, Kayla and Kaitlyn: "Cheese cake!"
[Camera Clicks And Flashes]
Tiffany: "Alright, now let's all go up to the ticket booth counter."
The Simpson family and the Flanders family along with Tiffany, Kayla and Kaitlyn, all go over to the ticket booth.
Jeremy: "Hello and welcome to Cheerful World Park, how can I help all of you here?"
Bart: "We'd like some good tickets for all of the fun thrilled rides and games, please."
Jeremy: "That would be $38.27, please."
Lisa gives Jeremy $38.27 from her Malibu Stacy wallet.
Jeremy: "Alright, here you go."
The Simpson family and the Flanders family along with Tiffany, Kayla and Kaitlyn, enter the entire amusement park and some female singing voices can be heard in the background.
Female Voices: Cheerful World Park, Cheerful World Park, where the excitement goes, and 40 bucks a soda pop, our beautiful Cheerful World Park..........
Female Voices: we welcome you to a land where the fun and excitement never stop, you will see what's new in store for all of you, we're all hear for the joy of laughter and games and prizes too, every single fun schedule will be waiting just right here.
Rod: "Come on, you guys, let's hurry up, we don't wanna miss out on the monorail."
The Simpson family and the Flanders family along with Tiffany, Kayla and Kaitlyn get on the monorail and begin riding on it.
Lisa: "Wow, I can see the entire park from up here."
Bart: "Hey, check it out, there's the kid friendly ferris wheel."
The camera zooms in on a lot of people on the kid friendly ferris wheel.
Marge: "Oh my gosh, the cheerful roller-coaster train."
Ned: "Whoa, look, the elevator to heck."
Rod: "Oh boy, the stairway to heaven."
Todd: "And check out the fun house of cheerfulness."
The monorail stops right at the exit, and they all get off the monorail.......
Homer: "So which ride do you kids wanna do 1st?"
Bart: "Let's go on the kid friendly ferris wheel."
The Simpson family and the Flanders family along with Tiffany, Kayla and Kaitlyn all ride on the kid friendly ferris wheel.
Bart: "Yahoo, I'm king of the universe!"
Right after they ride all of the other rides, play the games and win some prizes, they all sit right down for a nice dinner at the cheerful town diner.
Ned: "Well, neighborinos, it's been a very fun long afternoon, but right after The Krusty Show, we can all go home and get some sleep in our nice comfortable beds."
Tiffany: "That's good, Ned, 'cause we don't wanna be too tired for our wedding party tomorrow afternoon."
They all finish their dinner in a jiffy, and they all head back to the sports car, and begin driving around 'til they reach the Simpson family's house.
Ned: [Humming The Garbage Man Can] The garbage man, oh the garbage man can......
Ned: "Hey, guess what? we're finally back home in Springfield."
Bart: "That's good, now we can all go back to our bedrooms."
The Simpson family and the Flanders family along with Tiffany, Kayla and Kaitlyn all get outta the sports car and go back to their own houses.
Meanwhile, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Marge and Homer are all in their pajamas and they're all asleep in their beds, but Maggie is asleep in her crib, while Ned, Rod and Todd are asleep in their own beds and Tiffany, Kayla and Kaitlyn are asleep in their own beds as well.
The very next morning............
The Simpson Family are wide awake, and they all eat a good balanced breakfast and get themselves all dressed up and ready to go to Ned and Tiffany's wedding party.
Bart: "Oh boy, this is very exciting, I wonder where it's gonna take place."
Lisa: "It's gonna take place at the 1st Church of Springfield, Bart."
Bart: "Oh yeah, now i remember that."
Marge: "We've got everything on the list prepared for the wedding party."
Homer: "Good luck package: check."
Bart: "Wedding ring: check."
Lisa: "Tulips and daisies: check."
Marge: "That's everything on the list that we need, now let's go, we don't wanna be late for Ned and Tiffany's wedding party."
The Simpson family all go out to their car and set out to the 1st Church of Springfield.......
All Simpson Family Members: We're going to a Springfield wedding party, we're going to a Springfield wedding party, we're going to a Springfield wedding party, which nobody can deny.
The car pulls up right at the 1st Church of Springfield, where the sign says, Today's wedding service: Ned Flanders and Tiffany Janet Lawson.
Lisa: "Now remember, guys, don't make any jokes or comments, 'cause we're here to treat them respectively."
Scene 3: The 1st Church of SpringfieldEdit
Everybody else including Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Marge, Homer, Rod, Todd, Kayla, Kaitlyn and all of the other Springfield residents are seated in the pews.
Ralph: "Are they here yet? did we miss them? are we late?"
Chief Wiggum: "Not yet, Ralph."
Mrs. Wiggum: "They'll be here in 1 minute."
Luann: "This is super exciting."
Kirk: "It's the best wedding party in Springfield."
Groundskeeper Willie "Aye, in fact, here they come right now."
Ned shows up in his tuxedo and walks around down the grooms aisle......
Tiffany shows up in her wedding dress and walks around down the bride's aisle.......
Reverend Lovejoy goes up to the podium and microphone.......
Reverend Lovejoy: "Good morning, citizens of Springfield."
All Springfield Citizens: "Good morning to all of you in town."
Reverend Lovejoy: "We are here today to celebrate the life and marriage of Ned Flanders and Tiffany Janet Lawson, which warms up our hearts and smiling faces forever and always."
Reverend Lovejoy: "And now, they would each recite a poem of their very own, so you go 1st, Ned."
Ned: "Oh wow, where do I begin?"
Ned: Roses are red, violets are blue, daisies are beautiful and so are you.
Reverend Lovejoy: "That's very good, Ned, and now it's your turn, Tiffany."
Tiffany: The true love of my entire life, I'll always hope, but will not mope, I will not hate, I will not steal, but I will always say nice things right after every single dinner meal.
Reverend Lovejoy: "That was very good, Tiffany."
Reverend Lovejoy: "Now where do I begin?"
Reverend Lovejoy: "Do you, Ned, take Tiffany to be your lawful wedded wife?"
Ned: "I do, of course I do."
Reverend Lovejoy: "And do you, Tiffany, take Ned to be your lawful wedded husband?"
Tiffany: "Of course I do, we love 1 another more than anything else."
Reverend Lovejoy: "And right now, on this day forth, I now pronounce you husband and wife, also known as Mr. and Mrs. Ned and Tiffany Janet Flanders."
Ned and Tiffany prepare to kiss 1 another while Bart walks up the aisle and carries the wedding ring, and Ned gives it to Tiffany and puts it on her right pointer finger, and Lisa gives them the tulips and daisies while Marge and Homer give Tiffany the good luck package.
Ned and Tiffany are finally married to 1 another........
Later, outside the church yard.......
Milhouse: "Well, I'm so lucky that Rod and Todd got a new mother and new adoptive sisters living at their house."
Lisa: "Hey, come on, you guys, everybody's getting 1 single piece of the wedding cake here!"
Milhouse: "Far out, count me in!"
Disco Stu: "And now, here's a # 1 song for Tiffany and her 2 sons, Rod and Todd, also Ned and his 2 adoptive daughters, Kayla and Kaitlyn."
[Stand By Me Playing On Stereo]
When the night has come
and the land is dark
and the moon is the only light we'll see
no I won't be afraid
oh, I won't be afraid
just as long as you stand, stand by me
so darlin', darlin'
stand by me, oh stand by me
oh stand, stand by me
stand by me
if the sky that we look upon
should tumble and fall
all the mountains should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
no, I won't shed a tear
just as long as you stand, stand by me
and darlin', darlin'
stand by me, oh stand by me
oh stand now, stand by me
stand by me
so darlin', darlin'
stand by me, oh stand by me
oh stand now, stand by me, stand by me
whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me
oh stand by me, oh won't you stand now, stand
stand by me
stand by me
Sherri: "Rod, Todd, what do you think about your new mother living with you guys?"
Terri: "Isn't she wonderful, beautiful and intelligent?"
Rod: "Of course she is."
Todd: "In fact, we've got 3 mommies to look after us now."
Ned: "Kayla, Kaitlyn, are you havin' fun and excitement with your new daddy right now?"
Kayla: "Of course we are, Dad, this is the best exciting event of our entire life."
Kaitlyn: "We'll always have you and our mom as our parents."
Kayla: "And especially Rod and Todd as our adoptive brothers as well."
Fade to a black screen.........
A picture from Elementary School Musical appears and the words at the bottom of the screen say, Dedicated to the Memory of Corey Monteith (1982-2013).
[The Simpsons End Credits Theme Music Playing In Background]
Voice cast members
- Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Maggie Simpson and Todd Flanders (voices)
- Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson (voice)
- Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson (voice)
- Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Krusty the Clown, Itchy, Poochie and Jeremy Freedman (voices)
- Pamela Hayden as Milhouse Van Houten, Janey Powell and Rod Flanders (voices)
- Tress MacNeille as Lunch Lady Doris (voice)
- Russi Taylor as Sherri, Terri and Martin Prince (voices)
- Harry Shearer as Seymour Skinner, Ned Flanders, Reverend Lovejoy, Lenny Leonard and Scratchy (voices)
- Hank Azaria as Chief Wiggum and Carl Carlson (voices)
- Jennifer Hale as Tiffany Janet Lawson/Tiffany Janet Flanders (voice)
Special Guest VoicesEdit
- Bailee Madison as Kayla Lawson/Kaitlyn Flanders (voice)
- Morgan Lily as Kaitlyn Lawson/Kaitlyn Flanders (voice)
In association with 20th Century Fox pictures..........