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Sarah Janet Muntz
Sarah simpson 2
Gender Female
Status Alive
Hair Blue, later dyed black
Age 51
Occupation Drug Gangs! (former)

Singer

Relatives Father: Homer Simpson
Mother: Marge Simpson
Sisters:
Ghostie (deceased)
Lisa
Maggie

Brothers:
Bart
Hugo
Craven
Draco
David
Ex-husband (future): Charles Montgomery Burns
Ex-Husband (future):Nelson Muntz
Children (future):
Joshua
Andy

Friends:
Karina Lopez

Abortions:
Janet
Kerli
Jennifer Muntz

Aunts: Patty Bouvier
Selma Bouvier
Anna-Lisa Hardstone
and Emily Bouvier

First Appearance Butt Snifferz
Voiced By Jennifer Tilly

Sarah Janet Burns-Muntz (née Simpson) is a fifty-year-old "girl", who is literally the oldest of the Simpsons family.

History Edit

Part One Edit

Sarah was swimming in a sewage pool, but Nelson, Jimbo, Kearney and Dolph we're siwmming around her ******. Nelson tugged her bikini bra, but Sarah shouted Mrs. Pommelhorse and the bullies were punished with butt seckz.

Part Two Edit

Barney asked Sarah to go out with him and taked her in his garbage truck, but Sarah gets out of the truck, goes home and talks to her mother about it. Marge said that her daughter is not going out with Barney.

Part Three Edit

Sarah and Nelson are in the Springfield Elementary School's hall. Nelson asked her out and anal fingered Sarah, Skinner said to stop fingering her in the hall. Then Sarah and Nelson asked Sarah if she wants to marry him. Sarah said yes. After her parents, Marge and homer knew that their daughter is going to get married, Marge said "Sarah, our darling, I think you are ready to get it.". Homer almost said "D'oh!". In the summer Sarah and Nelson, Sarah got a engagement ring from him aswell. After Bart heard that, he hated that he will have a bully brother-in-law. Later Sarah got pregnant, she went to Dr. Hibbert with her family aswell. Sarah had twins named Janet Muntz and Andy Muntz. Sometime later, Kerli Muntz was also born.

Part FourEdit

and her and bart did a cover of stay by shakespeare sisters She pull Skinner pants down with nelson she put a cockdome on the flanderses house and rod and todd and ned didnt bother her dad homer marge was like she misbehavin' again she a cougar her and a cougar him nelson we:re making out in her mother and Father bedroom Marge was like aww sweet love homer have you seeing sarah and nelson sharing dildo homer was like doh

with the twins she had to have of Nelson IVF she got Molsteded by Dr. Jenson Carlos

Discography Edit

Albums Edit

Studio albums Edit

List of studio albums, with selected chart positions, sales figures and certifications
Title Album details Peak chart positions Sales Certifications
US AUS AUT CAN FRA GER IRE NLD NZ UK
Designed The Way of Farting (I Invented it!)
  • Released: September 20, 2011
  • Label: Sarah Simpson Music
  • Formats: CD, LP, digital download
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
  • US: 5,685,210
  • RIAA: 5× Platinum
  • ARIA: 4× Platinum
  • BPI: 2× Platinum
  • IFPI AUT: 3× Platinum
  • IRMA: 2× Platinum
  • MC: 5× Platinum
  • RMNZ: 4× Platinum
My Period Panties
  • Released: September 24, 2013
  • Label: Young Life
  • Formats: CD, digital download
30 81 42 121 67 35 94 32
  • US: 420,000
Slut Town
  • Released: July 15, 2014
  • Label: Demonic Records • Young Life
  • Formats: Digital download
156
  • US: 45,000
Jennifer (Pregnant For Under 5 Bucks)
  • Released: September 30, 2014
  • Label: Young Life
  • Formats: CD, digital download
80 94
  • US: 121,000
"—" denotes a recording that did not chart or was not released in that territory.

Singles Edit

As lead artist Edit

List of singles as lead artist, with selected chart positions and certifications, showing year released and album name
Title Year Peak chart positions Certifications Album
US AUS AUT CAN FRA GER IRE NLD NZ UK
"Stay"
(featuring Bart Simpson)
2011 60 54 30
  • RIAA: Gold
  • RMNZ: Gold
Designed the Way
"My Bubonic Plague" 181
"On My Own Forever ('Cuz I Can't Stop Butt Sniffing)"
(featuring Rapsta Chik)
2012 84 98 65 91 145 92 74 60 56
"Q.U.E.E.R. "
(featuring Rapsta Chik)
2013 75 Jennifer
"Can't Get You Outta My Butthole (Milhouse Remix)" —¹ 60
  • Single
"Queer Of Springfield"
(featuring Rapsta Chik)
2014 58 138 I Hate Milhouse'
"Always...Sniffing His Butt"
(featuring Dolph Starbeam and Bart Simpson)
Designed the Way
"—" denotes a recording that did not chart or was not released in that territory.

As featured artist Edit

List of singles as featured artist, with selected chart positions and certifications, showing year released and album name
Title Year Peak chart positions Certifications Album
US AUS AUT CAN FRA GER IRE NLD NZ UK
"Raining Menstruation"
(Young Prince featuring Sarah Simpson)
2010 2
  • RIAA: Platinum
Decomposable Tampons
"I'm a Pr0nstar, Bitch"
(Young Prince featuring Sarah Simpson)
2012 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
  • RIAA: 2× Platinum
  • ARIA: 3× Platinum
  • BPI: Platinum
  • IRMA: Gold
  • MC: 2× Platinum
  • SNEP: Platinum
Young Prince, Low Price
"Lickin' Shit Off His Buttcrack"
(Rapsta Chik featuring Rihanna and Sarah Simpson) (uncredited)
96 TGIF Pt. IV: Last Friday Ever
"If You Really Want It (My Butt Smell)"
(Rapsta Chik featuring Young Prince and Sarah Simpson)
2013 1 1 1 1 5 1 1 2 1 1
  • RIAA: 4× Platinum
  • ARIA: 3× Platinum
  • BPI: 2× Platinum
  • BVMI: Platinum
  • IFPI AUT: 2× Platinum
  • IRMA: 4× Platinum
  • MC: 5× Platinum
  • RMNZ: 3× Platinum
  • SNEP: Platinum
TGIF Pt 5: Friday Returns With Farts
"Killing Me Softly (With His Butt Smell)"
(Young Prince featuring Sarah Simpson)
1 1 2 1 3 4 2 1 1 1
  • RIAA: Gold
  • ARIA: Gold
  • BPI: Gold
  • MC: Gold
  • RMNZ: Gold
Raping It Up
"Q.U.E.E.R."
(Jane Mik featuring Sarah Janet Duntzo-Muntz and Rapsta Chik)
100 158
  • SNEP: Gold
Superhero of Butt Smellz
"—" denotes a recording that did not chart or was not released in that territory.

Notes Edit

¹ "Can't Get You Outta My Butthole" did not enter the Billboard Hot 100, but peaked at No. 12 on the Bubbling Under Hot 100 Singles chart.

FilmographyEdit

Year Title Role Notes
1983 Darkness Anal Scenes Deleted
1984 Old Man Callie, the Old Man's prostitute
A Nightmare on Farting Streets nancy
Passions of Farting Butts Beth Butt-Smeller TV movies
1985 Suburban Beatz Gaping Butthole Sherman
1986 Crying for help: Pains of Anal Insertion Amy 'Anal Insertion' Amy Movie
She Licked His Butt Paula Dunkerdick Episode: "
Processed Meats Cathy 'Hambone' Bacon TV movie
1987 Love your farting 'Dancey Pantsy' Nancy 
Hotel Monica
Night of lightness menstruation Tracy
1988 The Ass killer in here Marie Constipatiano 47 episodes (1988–1990)
Growing Pains of Menstruation Marie Tamponz
1989 Shocking Surprise Butt Sex 'Dancey Pantsy' Nancy
1990 Growing Pains of Constipation 'Anal Insertion' Amy
1994 Peter & jenda, Anal Explorers : The Inside Story Nancy TV movie
 New Nightmare Barty krueger Herself
1995 The Demolitionist of Butt Seckz Christy Carrutherssen
1997 Perversions of Anal Science Lou Ann Solo-Exhibitionist Episode: "Ultimate Weapon: Hemorrhoids of Death"
1999 Partners Suzanne Episode: "Always...Lickin' His Butt"
Fugitive On the Run From Farting Crimes Suzanne  Video
2000

McBain Knows How To Make Love

Monica Dickbain Sexy Anal Insertion Sidekick Movie
2002 Carrie: Prequel to PMS Carrie A. Tampon
2007 The Betting Game of Butt Sniffing Fat Whore
2010 The Surprise Butt Seckz Room Dickney Spears Movie
2013

Star Wars Lover: Obsessed Ewok Fans

Darkness: Heavy Menstruation

Niggahz Soul

"Cassie Evergreen's Fart Revenge"'

Unimportant character

Erica Sanders

Olivia Cherrywine

Millie Evergreen

 Tv Show
2014 The Failed New Years Resolution of Surprise Butt Seckz The Aryan Neo-Nazi Skinhead's Wife Who Gets Shot to Death Minor Role; Movie

Gallery Edit

Appearances Edit

Simp Episode – "Mr. Burns and Sarah" <a href="link=List of episodes">Simp</a> Episode – "Mr. Burns and Sarah"

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