Prologue: Theme tune introEdit
Chorus: The Simpsons...
Scene 1: The Simpson Family's house/the living roomEdit
Television Announcer: "The Krusty Monster Movie Marathon now continues with Krusty vs. The Space Mummy!"
Space Mummy: [Growling Sounds]
Marge walks into the living room........
Marge: "Bart, you've been watching that TV all weekend, you haven't moved for 2 straight days!"
Bart: "That's not true, I've been up twice to get snacks."
Marge: "When was the last time you took a bath?"
Bart: "I dunno, who cares?"
Marge: "I care, you stink! Now turn off the TV and get in the tub!"
Marge blocks the television screen......
Bart: "Mom, you make a better door than a window, move it! I can't see."
Bart: "What? you can't do that! This is a marathon! I've put a lot of work into watching 42 straight hours of Krusty fighting monsters!"
Marge: "You smell like a monster!"
Bart: "Just let me finish watching 10 more hours, and then I'll take 2 baths!"
Marge: "It's this simple, no more TV until you take a bath! so go suds up!"
Bart: "If you don't let me watch TV, I'll go on a stink strike!"
Marge: "Go ahead, but remember, you have school tomorrow, if you embarrass yourself, that's fine with me."
Bart: "I have not yet begun to stink."
Homer walks in with a medium blue popcorn bowl...........
Homer: "What was all that about?"
Marge: "He's going on a stink strike."
Homer: "Ooh, I love those, don't worry, if it gets too bad, I know how to take care of it."
Scene 2: Springfield Elementary School/Nancy Berrera Flanders' 4th grade classroom Edit
Milhouse: "Bart, what did you pack for lunch? it smells like rotten fish stuffed with dirty gym socks."
Bart: "That's not my lunch."
Bart: "I've taken a vow of putridity, until I get my TV rights back, I'm not bathing."
Milhouse: "You gotta give in, you're starting to smell like the crowd at a comic book convention."
Bart: "Do I smell that bad?"
Sherri: "The 3 words that best describe you, are as follows and we quote, stink...."
Bart: "Wendell, what do you think?"
Bart: "Mom was right, this is getting embarrassing."
Meanwhile, outside during recess........
Bart: "C'mon! I don't smell that bad!"
On the Springfield Elementary School bus........
Otto: "Whoa, Bart, you got a pungent bouquet going."
Bart: "Sorry, I'm trying to win an argument with my mom, so I'm not bathing."
Otto: "If you're mad at her, why are you punishing the rest of us? can't you keep the stink at home?"
Bart: "That's a good idea, maybe I can!"
Bart and Milhouse get off the Springfield Elementary School bus right by the Van Houten's house.........
Milhouse: "You should wear another 5 or 6 of those."
Bart: "Forget that! I have a plan."
Milhouse: "If it involves soap, I'm all for your plan."
Bart: "Good, because I need your help, I'll meet you in your backyard tomorrow morning."
Milhouse: :"My backyard? in the morning?"
The very next morning........
Bart: "Let 'er rip!"
Milhouse turns on the garden hose........and some water sprays out.
Bart: "This is great! every morning, I'll hose off before school!"
Bart: "And after school, I'll roll around in the garbage before going home!"
Milhouse: "You reek twice as bad as you did this morning."
Bart: "Can't you see the beauty of my plan?"
Milhouse: "Seeing it isn't the problem, it's smelling it!"
Bart rushes home back to the Simpson family's house......
Bart: "I'm home!"
Lisa: [Gags In Disgust]
Santa's Little Helper: [Whimpers]
Bart: "What's for dinner?"
Lisa: "I've lost my appetite."
Meanwhile, at the dinner table........
Bart: "I'd better use a napkin, I wouldn't want to get a stain on my shirt."
Marge: "This has gone on long enough, please just take a bath, and I'll let you watch TV again."
Bart: [Thinking] "Now I've got her right where I want her."
Bart: "Oh, really? would that tell me if Krusty defeated the Space Mummy?"
Marge: "No. But....."
Bart: "These are my demands: The reinstatement all TV rights, an hour extension to my bedtime and the Krusty vs. the Monsters DVD box set! then I'll take a bath."
Marge: "Why, you little stinker! here are my demands: bedtime is an hour earlier, no DVDS, no TV ever again, and you still have to take a bath!"
Bart: "Okay, maybe I went a bit too far, how 'bout TV and a VHS copy of Krusty vs. The Space Mummy?"
Suddenly, there's a terrifying odor in the house.........
Marge: "Oh my goodness, what's that smell?"
Bart: "It smells worse than me!"
Lisa: "That's the fetid stench of evil."
Homer enters the house.........
Homer: "Hello, family!"
Homer: "Sorry, I'm late, I decided to stop off at the gym after work."
Bart: "Gym? you usually stop at Moe's, what gives?"
Homer: "I heard about my boy's noble stink strike and decided to join the cause!"
Bart: [Hack!] [Gag!]
Marge: "Homie, you aren't sleeping in my bed stinking like that!"
Homer: "That's okay, I'll share Bart's bed!"
Bart: "No way!"
Bart: "I give up! I don't care about TV, the stink strike is over! I'm taking a bath!"
Homer: "Told you I could out-stink him!"
Meanwhile in the bathroom in the bath tub...........
Cut to Marge and Homer in the upstairs hallway.........
Homer: "How about a kiss for your hero!"
Marge: "Not until you take a bath!"
Homer enters the bathroom and prepares to take a bath with Bart in the bath tub.........
Homer: "Rub a dub, dub! Make room in the tub!"
Voice cast members creditsEdit
- Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson (voice)
- Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson (voice)
- Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson (voice)
- Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson (voice)
- Billy West as the Krusty vs. the Space Mummy announcer (voice)
- Pamela Hayden as Milhouse Van Houten and Wendell Borton (voices)
- Russi Taylor as Sherri and Terri (voices)
- Harry Shearer as Otto Mann (voice)
- Frank Welker as Santa's Little Helper (puppy dog sound effects) and the Space Mummy (spooky sound effects)