The following is a list of things you should not do when you are drunk:

- Stay at the pub until 23:45, if you came at 22:35

- Come home and try to walk up stairs.

- Fall asleep on your wife's baby.

I learn all of this from my dad.

He still doesn't remember it.

He was so drunk, he probably had amnisea.

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