This is a christmas special, and the first in the series.
Homer and Bart are up in the treehouse telling christas stories and drinking egg nog, when Milllhouse decides to join. Millhouse tells a story.
The story starts out with Santa Burns (Mr. Burns) and his elve Smithery (Smithers) are chosing Reinfish, when they come across a 3-eyed-reinfish, Blinkolf (Blinky). He is so ugly, that Santa Burns has Smithery "release the reinhounds, Slicer and Dicer and Chewer and Spittin', Vomit and Stompit and Goner and ****in'." More to be added...